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T shirt I saw this weekend

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SamC
White Water Yakist

3467 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-26 : 10:20:35

It read:

I always take life with a grain of salt
plus a slice of lemon
and a shot of tequila

reminded me of a board member of this forum...

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-26 : 10:32:26

That's great...

Where?

And what did it look like, and where can I get one?

Brett

8-)

ditch
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

1466 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-26 : 10:35:40

Yeah!
I Like the one that reads:

One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
FLOOR

Duane.

SamC
White Water Yakist

3467 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-26 : 10:42:01

I like Duane's poem.

Googling found no shirts, but some great bumper stickers...

mohdowais
Sheikh of Yak Knowledge

1456 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-26 : 10:56:38

That was such a funny collection!!

Here's my fav bunch of quotes:

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....

what more can I say..........

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If it's true that we are here to help others,

then, what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Money is not everything.

There's MasterCard & Visa.

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One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

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Save water.

Shower with your girl friend.

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Love thy neighbor.

But don't get caught.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise never marry.

And when they marry they become otherwise.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow

what you can put off today.

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Your future depends on your dreams

So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day

than waking up every morning.

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Hard work never killed anybody

But why take the risk!

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Work fascinates me

I can look at it for hours!
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. why learn.

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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

OS

ditch
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

1466 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-26 : 11:07:55

Guinness is good for you - It makes you lean........ to the left and the right and against a light pole.

Duane.

Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-26 : 12:06:24

I came into the world with nothing, and I've still got most of it.

Behind every successful man, there is an adoring wife - and an astonished mother-in-law

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-26 : 12:20:05

Anyone else notice that google is out of the water?

Brett

8-)

eyechart
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

3575 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-26 : 14:15:06

quote:
Originally posted by X002548

Anyone else notice that google is out of the water?

they must run mysql too ;)

-ec

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-26 : 14:22:55

And then sql team falls down and goes boom......

Bill did you schedule a defrag?

Brett

8-)

tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

38200 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-26 : 14:25:44

Lots of sites are being impacted today:

http://money.cnn.com/2004/07/26/technology/google_site/index.htm?cnn=yes

Tara

graz
Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer

4149 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-26 : 14:52:40

Ah. So this is what Brett's email was about :) Sorry about that Brett. Nope, I didn't do anything.

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Creating tomorrow's legacy systems today.
One crisis at a time.

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-07-26 : 15:28:25

Lot's of denial of service types of things....

OK...and no comments...keep it clean....

But has anyone ever taken the kids clamming...it's beach time...

fishing, crabbing...thought I'd try the other but haven't tried...

OK, now with the comments...

Jeff, how about off the cape?

Brett

8-)

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