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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

4970 Posts

Posted - 2001-07-22 : 23:10:03
http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=Merkin

M.E.R.K.I.N.: Mechanical Electronic Replicant Keen on Infiltration and Nullification


http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=GRAZ
G.R.A.Z.: General Robotic Assassination Zombie

http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=robvolk
R.O.B.V.O.L.K.: Robotic Obedient Being Viable for Observation and Logical Killing

http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=justin
J.U.S.T.I.N.: Journeying Unit Skilled in Terran Infiltration and Nullification

http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=dtong
D.T.O.N.G.: Device Trained for Observation and Nocturnal Gratification


Any other good ones ?
http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html






Damian

Nazim
A custom title

1408 Posts

Posted - 2002-01-27 : 02:12:46
N.A.Z.I.M.: Networked Artificial Zealous Infiltration Machine
http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=Nazim

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Dont Tell God how big your Problem is , Tell the Problem how Big your God is
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yakoo
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

312 Posts

Posted - 2002-01-30 : 16:05:54
Y.A.K.O.O.: Ytterbium Artificial Killing and Observation Organism

[url]http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=yakoo[/url]

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fisherman_jake
Slave to the Almighty Yak

159 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-03 : 06:34:54
F.I.S.H.E.R.: Functional Individual Skilled in Hazardous Exploration and Repair
M.A.N.: Mechanical Artificial Neohuman
J.A.K.E.: Journeying Android Keen on Exploration

Gotta be a team player if you're in SQLTEAM...

Just got back from Forster (4hrs North of Sydney).. Great fishing, great beaches, lots of young girls loitering around at night.. Too bad I'm married!! hehehe..


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World War III is imminent, you know what that means... No Bag limits!!!
Master Fisherman
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JamesH
Posting Yak Master

149 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-04 : 13:48:26
J.A.M.E.S.H.: Just Another Man Exploring SQLTeam's Heresy.

Or maybe this: Just Another Microsoft Enabled Shit Head.




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JamesH
Posting Yak Master

149 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-04 : 13:50:57
Nevermind, I like this one better:

J.A.M.E.S.H.: Journeying Artificial Machine Engineered for Sabotage and Harm

http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=JamesH

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Spyder
SQLTeam Author

75 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-10 : 05:35:59
S.P.Y.D.E.R.: Synthetic Person Yearning for Destruction and Efficient Repair

[url]http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=Spyder[/url]



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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master

11752 Posts

Posted - 2005-06-17 : 11:35:38
i just had to post it here... this thread is damn funny

S.P.I.R.I.T.: Synthetic Positronic Individual Responsible for Infiltration and Troubleshooting
http://www.cyborgname.com/cyborger.cgi?acronym=spirit1

Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow
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derrickleggett
Pointy Haired Yak DBA

4184 Posts

Posted - 2005-06-17 : 12:20:37
E510-04

Oh wait, that's my cube number at work.

MeanOldDBA
derrickleggett@hotmail.com

When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.
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jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join

7423 Posts

Posted - 2005-06-17 : 12:29:18
J.E.F.F.R.E.Y.:

Journeying Electronic Facsimile Fabricated for Repair and Efficient Yelling



- Jeff
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Seventhnight
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2878 Posts

Posted - 2005-06-17 : 13:17:03
seventhnight:
Synthetic Electronic Variant Engineered for Nocturnal Troubleshooting and Harm to Networked Individual Generated for Hazardous Troubleshooting


Corey

Co-worker on The Wizard of Oz "...those three midgets that came out and danced, the freaked me out when I was little. But they are ok now."
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Seventhnight
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2878 Posts

Posted - 2005-06-17 : 13:19:21
Igor:
Individual Generated for Obvious Restating

Corey

Co-worker on The Wizard of Oz "...those three midgets that came out and danced, the freaked me out when I was little. But they are ok now."
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ajthepoolman
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

384 Posts

Posted - 2005-06-17 : 14:40:42
11 character max, so I had to chop the last letter.

A.J.T.H.E.P.O.O.L.M.A.: Android Justified for Troubleshooting and Hazardous Exploration/Positronic Organism Optimized for Logical Mathematics and Assassination

That sums it up pretty well.

Aj
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator

22864 Posts

Posted - 2005-06-18 : 01:52:25
M.A.D.H.I.V.A.N.A.N.: Mechanical Android Designed for Hazardous Infiltration/Vigilant Artificial Nocturnal Assassination Neohuman


Madhivanan

Failing to plan is Planning to fail
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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2005-06-20 : 04:11:57
E.L.W.O.O.S.: Electronic Lifelike Worker Optimized for Observation and Sabotage

Corey are you SURE that last one came from the generator!!


steve

Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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Seventhnight
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2878 Posts

Posted - 2005-06-20 : 09:16:49
... some of it at least

Corey

Co-worker on The Wizard of Oz "...those three midgets that came out and danced, the freaked me out when I was little. But they are ok now."
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2005-06-20 : 10:16:05
Hey! Mines got a SQL keyword in it - how about that?

K.R.I.S.T.E.N.:
Kinetic Robotic Individual Skilled in Troubleshooting and Efficient Nullification

Test!

Kristen
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2005-06-20 : 10:20:19
T.A.R.A.: Transforming Artificial Repair Android

E.L.W.O.O.S.: Electronic Lifelike Worker Optimized for Observation and Sabotage - did he ever do the evil-deed with his IT department? (I expect he'll dispute the "Lifelike" bit <Duck!>)

Y.A.K.: Youth Assembled for Killing

N.R.: Networked Replicant
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ditch
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

1466 Posts

Posted - 2005-06-21 : 01:50:04
D.I.T.C.H.: Digital Intelligent Troubleshooting and Calculation Humanoid
D.U.A.N.E.: Digital Unit Assembled for Nocturnal Exploration

Duane.
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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2052 Posts

Posted - 2005-06-21 : 03:38:12
DBO.: Digital Biomechanical Organism

DBA.: Digital Biomechanical Android

DEVELOPER.: Digital Electronic Violence and Exploration Lifeform/Organism Programmed for Efficient Repair

SQL.: Synthetic Quantum Lifeform

MICROSOFT.: Mechanical Intelligent Construct Responsible for Observation/Synthetic Organism Fabricated for Troubleshooting

SQLTEAM.: Synthetic Quantum Lifeform Trained for Exploration and Accurate Mathematics

ORACLE.: Obedient Robotic Android Calibrated for Logical Exploration






Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2005-06-21 : 14:30:11
"Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this ..."

This isn't the Woody Allen "Don't hit my brain its my second most favourite organ" sketch, is it?!

Kristen
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