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elwoos
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2052 Posts |
 Posted - 2004-09-24 : 19:32:01
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| I heard a nasty rumour that geeks inhabit these forums. Confessions from all please particularly those of you that have no shame http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/coder/595d/action/ - now come on someone from these forums must have their pic there. CONFESSSteve no function beer well without |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2004-09-24 : 19:42:17
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VERY cute babe!!! Great t-shirt.possibilities for opening lines are infinite...select t1.you + t2.mefrom YourBody t1 inner join MyBody t2 on (t1.mouth = t2.mouth) Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow  |
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mohdowais
Sheikh of Yak Knowledge
1456 Posts |
Posted - 2004-09-25 : 04:37:12
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| Wow! gotta get that t-shirt for my girlfriend! Why mladen, you naughty boy!! OS |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2004-09-25 : 06:21:18
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| Two questions:1) Why is she using SELECT * rather than an SProc2) Am I getting old?Kristen |
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2004-09-25 : 09:32:12
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| kristen:1) she needs optimization lessons -> another good opening line: "how about we optimize you togehter?" 2) No.mohdowais:please tell us how she reacts... Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow |
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Kristen
Test
22859 Posts |
Posted - 2004-09-25 : 11:31:19
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| Hmmm ... perhaps she's only selecting one column from her USERS table - but the column name was too rude to put on the T-shirt?Kristen |
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mohdowais
Sheikh of Yak Knowledge
1456 Posts |
Posted - 2004-09-25 : 13:23:06
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heh heh heh, I forwarded that link to my girlfriend and she said "No way! Either I'll look like a geeky babe, or a geek's babe...and I dont want to be either!". "but honey, I thought you loved me..." She doesnt like to think of me as a geek, I guess can live with that  OS |
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Kristen
Test
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spirit1
Cybernetic Yak Master
11752 Posts |
Posted - 2004-09-26 : 09:13:11
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| yeah that is just cruel . any one a biker here?Go with the flow & have fun! Else fight the flow |
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kselvia
Aged Yak Warrior
526 Posts |
Posted - 2004-09-26 : 18:29:38
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| I actually have that biker T-Shirt. Funny thing is I won it playing video games, so I'm back in the geek line.--KenI want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers. |
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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master
3246 Posts |
Posted - 2004-09-27 : 12:28:29
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Of course there are bikers here, Spirit.  But I'd never wear a shirt like that. I treat my lady much better. First of all, I don't make her ride a Harley.-----------------------------------------------------Words of Wisdom from AjarnMark, owner of Infoneering |
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger
1537 Posts |
Posted - 2004-09-27 : 12:39:57
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| Select MilwaukeeVibrator + HotLady + (Margaritas * 3) From AllDayRideReturns Jim You dont think we ride them for the oil leaks do ya.JimUsers <> Logic |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
Posted - 2004-09-27 : 16:48:51
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| Get your motor runnin....head on down the highway....Brett8-) |
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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master
3246 Posts |
Posted - 2004-09-28 : 02:29:52
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| Well, yeah, I did think you rode them for the oil leaks. Actually, I thought you rode them because you knew there would always be a supply of spare parts...just follow another Harley rider and pick up whatever falls off.And after all that shaking, I'm surprised you or she would feel anything. Maybe that's where "those four little words" came from...-----------------------------------------------------Words of Wisdom from AjarnMark, owner of Infoneering |
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