Bonus pearls from russian Yak Corral (Prosto trep)

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Bonus pearls from russian Yak Corral (Prosto trep)

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RatTail
Crackhead

98 Posts

Posted - 2002-08-30 : 03:34:58

http://www.sql.ru/forum/actualthread.aspx?bid=16&tid=11795
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AndreK
Well, what will return:

declare @idiot int
select @idiot=count(*) from people where IQ<0
print @idiot

À?
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Maxx
Will return much! Then extra plus:
declare @idiot int
select @idiot=count(*) from people where IQ between 0 and 1
print @idiot
My thinking that number will be somewhere 5-6 degree :)))

RatTail
Crackhead

98 Posts

Posted - 2002-08-30 : 04:00:55

http://www.sql.ru/forum/actualthread.aspx?bid=1&tid=11253
(this topic was posted on the "regular" SQL Server forum)
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Chel
need to write a stor. procedure
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Sanek
Well, and what is the problem in?
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snake
have no a keyboard?
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Izwerg
devices
/dev/hands and /dev/head
are broken.......

ERROR: invalid user detected...
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snake
Well, no, it seems he does have a keybrd... Somehow managed to post here... A ..eurika! -
you have no Server! Yes?
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... and more...

RatTail
Crackhead

98 Posts

Posted - 2002-08-30 : 06:36:43

Continuation of 1st posting (Pochinok is Minister of Labor of Russian Federation).
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AndreK
A! Do you know what is such a fuss in my town about for? Pochinok is going to visit us on September 19th!
After all a Minister is a Minister!

select top 1 fio from people where IQ between 0 and 1 order by IQ desc

fio
---------
????????

1 rows affected
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MarchCat
I wish I knew a Pochinok's reaction for "that".
P.S. I'd like to read this forum in the future and for this end I insist on changing the query string! :)

select count(*)
from people
where
IQ<0
and Upper(RTrim(name1)) <> 'POCHINOK'
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RatTail
Crackhead

98 Posts

Posted - 2002-08-30 : 07:47:57

http://www.sql.ru/forum/actualthread.aspx?bid=16&tid=11781
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DMitry
People! Give a hint where to go for on my holyday in the end of September? No Turkey! :)
P.S. A proposal for Admin. Make a normal forum for normal worldly questions otherwise
postings like this one just will be lost among "Prosto Trep's" philosophers.
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MarchCat
We, mon cher ami, think about eternal matters. It's very hard for us to share your earthly joys.
P.S. Go for Caribs. But not for "32nd Salvation of Patrice Lumumba" Island - this year there are
a big waves.
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graz
Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer

4149 Posts

Posted - 2002-08-30 : 15:05:54

RatTail,

Why in the world are you posting transalations of posts on other forums? Especially a site that copied one of our articles. What purpose does this serve?

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RatTail
Crackhead

98 Posts

Posted - 2002-08-30 : 16:21:05

My fault, Sir!
You're "extremly" right! I must shut my trap up for ever.
But that's the trouble with poets - they will not keep their traps shut. (A. Huxley)

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