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Tim
Starting Member
392 Posts |
 Posted - 2002-09-24 : 23:21:41
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search for Microsoft SQL Server on google lists SQLTeam.com at #13 but a search for Crack Dealer lists SQLTeam.com at #12 Graz, your search engine optimization strategy is working nicely  ----Nancy Davolio: Best looking chick at Northwind 1992-2000 |
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JustinBigelow
SQL Gigolo
1157 Posts |
Posted - 2002-09-25 : 00:34:27
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| Maybe we can help reform crack dealers if they take an interest in SQL Server. Why crack dealers would be on google searching for info on their profession I have no idea.JustinHave you hugged your SQL Server today?Edited by - justinbigelow on 09/25/2002 00:34:54 |
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Tim
Starting Member
392 Posts |
Posted - 2002-09-25 : 01:08:36
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| Justin, maybe they are at the leading edge of crack business intelligence...In order to succeed in today's fast-paced global crack economy, crack dealers need effective, timely and accurate intelligence on their competitors, their customers and their marketplace.Like everything else, the Internet has changed the scope and power of competitive intelligence. Since 80 to 90 percent of all information is publicly available, Internet search engines can quickly find and download key data about crack dealer's competitors.Once collected, this information can be stored in a data mart or data warehouse, then correlated and analyzed using data mining and other business intelligence tools to identify unseen trends and hidden opportunities. This information and analyses can be distributed throughout the enterprise, usually as part of a crack dealer's knowledge management activities.----Nancy Davolio: Best looking chick at Northwind 1992-2000 |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2002-09-25 : 01:18:30
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| It's because Graz is working on software for the Drug market.CRM : Crackhead Relationship ManagementSQL Server driven software to make sure you never miss an appointment with a potential client Damian |
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nr
SQLTeam MVY
12543 Posts |
Posted - 2002-09-25 : 07:04:47
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| Try 'pimp crack dealer'sqlteam comes top.Graz knows his market.==========================================Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.DTS can be used in a similar way.Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy. |
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JustinBigelow
SQL Gigolo
1157 Posts |
Posted - 2002-09-25 : 08:55:24
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Try 'pimp crack dealer'
LOL, the worse the vice the more likely somebody from SQLTeam is bound to be involved!  JustinHave you hugged your SQL Server today? |
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nr
SQLTeam MVY
12543 Posts |
Posted - 2002-09-25 : 09:11:25
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| I hope no one notices the searches I've been doing at work.==========================================Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.DTS can be used in a similar way.Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy. |
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graz
Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer
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Posted - 2002-09-25 : 12:29:53
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LOL, the worse the vice the more likely somebody from SQLTeam is bound to be involved!
YIKES! I'm not entirely sure what to think of this startling information! And we're not even listed near the top for yaks :(By the way, have you searched on "sql server gigolo?" Guess who comes out on top?===============================================Creating tomorrow's legacy systems today.One crisis at a time. |
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JustinBigelow
SQL Gigolo
1157 Posts |
Posted - 2002-09-25 : 18:29:30
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By the way, have you searched on "sql server gigolo?" Guess who comes out on top?
Yours truly. Outstanding!  JustinHave you hugged your SQL Server today? |
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joldham
Wiseass Yak Posting Master
300 Posts |
Posted - 2002-09-25 : 19:20:20
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Graz,I guess I didn't realize how well respected around the globe you are. University of Graz, Austria? Graz.net? Graz Online? Graz Tourism?[url]http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=graz&btnG=Google+Search[/url]Jeremy  |
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Tim
Starting Member
392 Posts |
Posted - 2002-09-25 : 20:31:09
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| University of graz !!!! LOLOLOLOL----Nancy Davolio: Best looking chick at Northwind 1992-2000 |
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Lavos
Posting Yak Master
200 Posts |
Posted - 2002-09-26 : 13:26:12
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| However, if you are looking for yak crack dealer, then the site hits number 2 again.I'm still disappointed that more evil than satan himself has switched from the MS homepage to a few other sites over the past couple of years.----------------------"O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!" |
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