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SamC
White Water Yakist
3467 Posts |
 Posted - 2003-10-06 : 10:39:59
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her....more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.and...After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.W.C. Fields |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
Posted - 2003-10-06 : 12:44:56
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| "I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know." |
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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess
38200 Posts |
Posted - 2003-10-06 : 12:47:29
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| Me likes this one:"...more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol."Tara |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
Posted - 2003-10-06 : 13:01:20
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| "I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast." |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
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jhermiz
3564 Posts |
Posted - 2003-10-06 : 15:59:53
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Some of you make such a big deal about drinking...Come on its not all that....Sound like drunk bastards! |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
Posted - 2003-10-06 : 16:03:03
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Originally posted by jhermiz
Some of you make such a big deal about drinking...Come on its not all that....Sound like drunk bastards!
Hey, professionals at work here!Did you see the Mae West (who's that?) link...funny stuff.Brett8-)SELECT @@POST FROM Brain ORDER BY NewId()That's correct! It's an AlphaNumeric! |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
Posted - 2003-10-06 : 17:02:39
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| Is it me? Or is slooooooooooooooooooooooow around here today?I'll just go atone for something...Brett8-)SELECT @@POST FROM Brain ORDER BY NewId()That's correct! It's an AlphaNumeric! |
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Stoad
Freaky Yak Linguist
1983 Posts |
Posted - 2003-10-07 : 03:39:10
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| From a schoolgirl's composition:Dinosaurs became extinct millions years ago, and so,we have to draw them from memory.Brett,btw, in your Margarita recipe, step #12 (Enjoy),how long it should be? How about one big gulp? |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
Posted - 2003-10-07 : 08:54:05
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Originally posted by Stoad
Brett,btw, in your Margarita recipe, step #12 (Enjoy),how long it should be? How about one big gulp?
Yeah...well it's a never ending cycle....I recommend you start mixing the next batch BEFORE the first one is gone...actually 2 shakers work better....Brett8-)SELECT @@POST FROM Brain ORDER BY NewId()That's correct! It's an AlphaNumeric! |
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nr
SQLTeam MVY
12543 Posts |
Posted - 2003-10-07 : 19:37:08
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| Doctors say that alcohol is good for you in moderation.I'm planning to stop drinking when I'm 120 so I'm working to make up the average intake now!==========================================Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.DTS can be used in a similar way.Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy. |
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger
1537 Posts |
Posted - 2003-10-08 : 12:50:21
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Actually I quit drinking…….. it conflicted with my SQL addiction. One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, ………Floor   JimUsers <> Logic |
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W. C. Fields drinking quotes