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nlocklin
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69 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-11 : 22:15:44
With the proliferation of "What _____ are you?" webpages, you knew this one was coming. I figured I'd share it here since most of us seem to really identify with Office Space.

http://maybe-someday.com/victoria/thequiz.html

I matched up with Michael Bolton. Almost forgot to mention: If you're curious how the page determines what character you are, the source reveals the complex javascript algorithm they're using.

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Edited by - nlocklin on 02/11/2002 22:17:21

Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

4970 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-11 : 22:38:11


I think we may end up with a few Michael Boltons.

quote:

Why should I change my name ? He's the one that sucks



The million dollar question was missing the "Two chicks at once" option

Damian

Edited by - Merkin on 02/11/2002 22:39:06
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graz
Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer

4149 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-12 : 00:09:57
Peter Gibbons here. I want to take the test again and answer "Burn the place down" to all the questions.

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JustinBigelow
SQL Gigolo

1157 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-12 : 09:16:08
I turned out to be Michael Bolton. My girlfriend is Samir, thank God she doesnt look like him.

Justin

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yakoo
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

312 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-12 : 14:27:57
I turned out to be Michael Bolton as well.

I wonder if anyone will admit to being Milton?



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Arnold Fribble
Yak-finder General

1961 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-12 : 15:10:28
Nothing happens when I press the Submit button. What does that make me?
Anyway, I thought Michael Bolt-on was a (sadly not dead) singer.


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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

4970 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-12 : 17:20:21
Which is the point of half the jokes in the movie.......

Damian
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nlocklin
Yak Posting Veteran

69 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-12 : 17:40:15
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Anyway, I thought Michael Bolt-on was a (sadly not dead) singer.
I guess it's safe to say that you don't celebrate the guy's whole collection? You have something better for your money than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"?

Personally, I think I'm a big mix of Michael Bolton, Samir, and Peter. Some of the questions I could have gone either way on. I have Samir's road rage (I even hit my steering wheel that same way sometimes), Peter's burning desire to do absolutely nothing (although I would have picked two chicks at the same time if that was an option), and Michael Bolton's attitude toward his work and his company.


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Arnold Fribble
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1961 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-12 : 18:44:30
Movie? Oh. Right. 1999. I thought it must be a curent US TV comedy series.
Whatever.



Edited by - Arnold Fribble on 02/12/2002 18:46:29
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Lavos
Posting Yak Master

200 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-13 : 01:44:33
Well unfortunately, the poor girl who has the website has had to delete the whole page (with some other things.) Apparently, just a mere 12 days into the month she's gone one gig over her three gig per month data transfer limit. (160 dollar bill to boot also.)

Ouch.



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graz
Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer

4149 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-15 : 13:53:58
quote:
Anyway, I thought Michael Bolt-on was a (sadly not dead) singer.


Actually he's also the third of the three tech geeks in the movie. I think that's who the quiz was referring to when they said someone was Michael Bolton. The fact that he has the same name as the singer is used as the basis for numerous jokes.

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nlocklin
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69 Posts

Posted - 2002-02-16 : 16:11:41
quote:
Well unfortunately, the poor girl who has the website has had to delete the whole page (with some other things.) Apparently, just a mere 12 days into the month she's gone one gig over her three gig per month data transfer limit. (160 dollar bill to boot also.) Ouch.
Wow, that stinks. Fortunately, there are several sites now that archive web sites, so that nothing really ever disappears from the World Wide Web anymore. Here's a link to a copy of the site on archive.org (no graphics, but it works):
http://web.archive.org/web/20020202011938/http://maybe-someday.com/victoria/thequiz.html

Whoops, just noticed the forum software doesn't like having a second http in there. Just cut and paste that text into your browser window I guess.


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