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KnooKie
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Jay99
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Posted - 2002-03-28 : 12:58:19
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BWAHAHAHAHA Jay<O> |
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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak
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Posted - 2002-03-28 : 13:08:13
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So this tornado came by while I was running a backup job, and then I found myself surrounded by dwarves singing "Follow the 5th Normal Form! Follow the 5th Normal Form!" and they told me to go see the Wizard of Codd, he would answer all my questions, so I walk down this path paved with yellow copies of "A Relational Model For Large Shared Data Banks", and I came across this marketing exec repeating, "if I only had a brain", and he asked me to design a database for him that could "leverage our after-market value-added subsidies and specify our focus groups through XML", and I couldn't find the statement for that in Books Online OR The Guru's Guide, so we both kept walking to see the Wizard, and we found this program manager who kept saying, "if I only had a heart", and he was screaming about how he needed this app done in 10 minutes and it had to incorporate asset tracking, CRM, content management, B2B communication, full text indexing, data mining and warehousing, MP3 playback and P2P service, and no, he wouldn't approve overtime, and no, he never included them in the original budget, so we went to see this cowardly finance manager who wouldn't sign off on the new budget, and then the Wicked Witch of Advertising sent these flying monkeys after us, and they dropped trade magazines on our heads that had ads promoting these new features that weren't in the database I was designing, and then we melted her, and we finally found the Wizard of Codd, but we looked behind the curtain and it was really Joe Celko, and then Kalen Delaney came out and said, "Click your heels 3 times and say, There's no place like Redmond, There's no place like Redmond", and then I woke up!STUPID BACKUP JOB STILL HADN'T FINISHED BY THEN! Edited by - robvolk on 03/28/2002 13:30:45 |
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graz
Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer
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Posted - 2002-03-28 : 15:35:43
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| This is hilarious beyond all description! I'm going to get fired for laughing so hard at work!===============================================Creating tomorrow's legacy systems today.One crisis at a time. |
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KnooKie
Aged Yak Warrior
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Posted - 2002-03-30 : 10:56:21
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Well i'm glad i asked. |
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Nazim
A custom title
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Posted - 2002-03-30 : 23:33:54
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Makes a Hillarious Reading Rob AND am glad he answered quote:
Well i'm glad i asked.
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Rob's problems....