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RatTail
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98 Posts
Posted - 2002-08-27 : 05:00:35
27.08.2002
Today is a memorial day of one of the best guitarists of the world:
Stevie Ray Vaughan. Even in nowdays his guitar sounds like (no words).
Just the Texanian Genius!
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I often think to myself: why am I so unhappy and berefted critter?
Why? Where is the root of this mystery lying? I don't know. O! Gods!
Where is an answer?
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

4970 Posts
Posted - 2002-08-27 : 07:39:32
Oh My GOD!

I totally agree with you!

Stevie was one of the most amazing guitarists to ever walk this planet. He is also the only person that has ever covered a Hendrix tune (Little Wing) and done it justice.

Now, where is that tape of me performing "Lenny"

Damian
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RatTail
Crackhead

98 Posts
Posted - 2002-08-27 : 08:06:32
Thank you dear Merkin!
You are my kindred spirit! :):):)

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Yesterday I got quarrelled two buddhists on www.buddhism.org.ru
I just thrown in there a brilliant "formula:"
Absent of wishes is absolute satisfaction of all wishes >>
>>hence it's a state of "ultra-super-being-high" (in sense
of "state-of-highness" under "regular" narcotics).
So. One buddhist agreed with my formula: Yes, that's correct!
But another buddhist attacked his colleage: What did you say? You're a liar!
And after that cool things started and went on on the BForum (e.g. abusive words)...
... By this morning the entire topic was swept away without any trace.
Conclusion: in general people don't like the truth. No matter who they "are".
I'm afraid that only me like the truth.
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nr
SQLTeam MVY

12543 Posts
Posted - 2002-08-27 : 09:20:56
Unfortunately this is a sql server forum - your formula only works in a two valued logic system.

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Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.
DTS can be used in a similar way.
Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy.
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RatTail
Crackhead

98 Posts
Posted - 2002-08-27 : 12:42:35
I just put forward a hypothesys:
the aim (disguised!) of all religions is the developement of
human being's ability to control chemical processes in
his brain (endorphins and other things of this kind, control
of "center of enjoy" in the brain and so on). So to speak,
harmless and legal drug addiction. From this point of view
it's easy "to explain" such religious "keywords" as
"universal love", "bliss", "brotherhood" and so on.
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RatTail
Crackhead

98 Posts
Posted - 2002-08-27 : 13:11:14
My address to Mr. Dick Cheaney, Secretary of State, USA
Dear Sir!
Be sure to have my full support of USA's efforts to
punish Iraque's dictator (he deserved it allright, just
like other dictators).
Sincerely Yours One Modest Belorussian Guy
20020827
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Page47
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2878 Posts
Posted - 2002-08-27 : 13:24:35
So how do you know that the mental processes required to form your "hypothesis" isn't just the result of another "bong hit"? Or are you making the suggestion that you can that prove the "pleasure centers" in the brain are mutally exclusive from the "hypothesis forming" parts....

Deep Space 9mm, son, keep smilin'

Jay White
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RatTail
Crackhead

98 Posts
Posted - 2002-08-27 : 14:18:00
2Page47
To my pity you chose an unscientific approach in this matter.
Of course when I "explore" my hypothesis "pleasure center" does its work too
but the whole share of its impact on my "discoveries" is much more less than
the same one in the brain of a saint (or an yogin no matter). More strictly:
religious extasy in its core is equal drug addictor extasy (maybe with
biochemical variations). Only religioner under "bong hit" says:
"I speak with God. Don't disturb me."
And "classical" drug addictor under "bong hit" says:
(sorry I don't know what he says :):):)).
And there two paths: one harmful and "illegal" and
another harmless(?) and "legal".
(very similar how man can force to grow his muscles masses:
with aid of "steroids and anabolics" or slowly and steadily with
medical recommendations without "outside chemistry pills".
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Page47
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2878 Posts
Posted - 2002-08-27 : 14:46:51
My, how religious you are about your scientific approach....

Dick - Secretary of State ... good one.

Jay White
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Edited by - Page47 on 08/27/2002 14:49:24
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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master

3246 Posts
Posted - 2002-08-27 : 15:16:22
quote:
Stevie was one of the most amazing guitarists to ever walk this planet.


One of my great regrets in life... I had the opportunity to go see Stevie Ray Vaughn perform at the Gorge Amphitheater but couldn't find someone to go with me so decided "I'll see him next time he's in town." Weeks later he was dead. Moral of the story: Carpe Diem!

quote:
My address to Mr. Dick Cheaney, Secretary of State, USA
Hmmm... Let's see... Chief of Staff, Congressman, Secretary of Defense, Vice President... Nope. Never Secretary of State. Perhaps you meant Colin Powell?
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RatTail
Crackhead

98 Posts
Posted - 2002-08-27 : 15:44:52
2AjarnMark
On "Dick". Sorry for my blob (out of chronical
undersleeping).
On "Stevie". The attractiveness of his music and his voice
(just for me; no doubt men from streets "succesfully" forgot him)
is a MYSTERY.
2Page47
Mr. White!
Feel easy to laugh at me on. I'm a rare avis. Namely
I fear not to appear like a drunk clown. And in this my strength.
Sincerely Yours Ratty Boy
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RatTail
Crackhead

98 Posts
Posted - 2002-08-27 : 16:27:46
Q. Mr.Ratty, what is your attitude towards the rap music?

A. Eeeehh... In fact I'm cool for rap music but
"Skull & Bones" by Cypress Hill is A GREAT THING.

Q. Thank you Mr.Ratty.
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RatTail
Crackhead

98 Posts
Posted - 2002-08-28 : 01:55:18
Have a look on subjects of topics in russian
sqlserver forum "Prosto trep" ("Just a jibber", "mirror" of "Yak corral"):
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"Closing jewish question and pre-opening russian one"
"Let's open american-iraque question"
"4 postings intercepted on "an enemy's" forum"
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The latter topic is in English. So you may read it.
(4 postings were written by a Lone Wolf)
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Posted 09.08.2002 00:31
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Besidce, have you ever been in paradise German? Well I've been-- it was Chechnya. You couldn't find a more beautifull plase in the world. I've seen German, Danmark, Norway and Belgium and nothing is so beautifull as the Chechnya was before the war started. Even after the first war I thought that Groznij was the most beautifull city in the world. And I will never forgive russians for taking my paraise from me!!!


Posted 09.08.2002 00:37
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Not so long time ago I would agree withyou, German, that we gotta kill all russians. I wanted revenge, that anger were driving me crazy, because there weren't much I could do. Then I started to realise that no matter when we die and how we die, we all are going to be judged by the God, who will give to evryone what he deserves, be you russian, chinese, german or chechen, we all will be judged fairly.


Posted 09.08.2002 00:27
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And beleave me German I have lost some members of my family in Chechnya. My unkle and his younger sister were taken by the russian murderers and nobody saw them since. My unkle left two boys behind him-- my cousins and greate guys. their mother were killed in the first war. And my aunt were a very young good looking woman. She's been married one week when russian ***ers took her.


Posted 08.08.2002 09:52
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Actually German all I want from russians is to get the hell out of our land. I think that's the first thing they should do. And what about killing each and every one of them... well... God knows that I'd love to see them all dead, but it's not to us to judge them, all we, humans, can do is to defend ourselves. We have a right to kill only when we are defending our land, families, our lives. But if russians want to leave I say let them go. God will punish them for their crimes. Let's not forget that or we'll all get crazy.
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