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Tim
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Posted - 2002-10-29 : 05:51:32

rrb, do you have any more?

Check out this one by Robert Service:

"Maternity"

There once was a Square, such a square little Square,
And he loved a trim Triangle;
But she was a flirt and around her skirt
Vainly she made him dangle.
Oh he wanted to wed and he had no dread
Of domestic woes and wrangles;
For he thought that his fate was to procreate
Cute little Squares and Triangles.

Now it happened one day on that geometric way
There swaggered a big bold cube,
With a haughty stare and he made that Square
Have the air of a perfect boob;
To his solid spell the Triangle fell,
And she thrilled with love's sweet sickness,
For she took delight in the breadth and height--
But how she adored his thickness!

So that poor little Square just died of despair,
For his love he could not strangle
While the bold Cube led to the bridal bed
That cute and acute Triangle.
The Square's sad lot she has long forgot,
And his passionate pretensions . . .
For she dotes on her kids -- Oh such cute Pyramids
In a world of three dimensions.

----
Nancy Davolio: Best looking chick at Northwind 1992-2000

Edited by - tim on 10/29/2002 05:55:22

Crespo

85 Posts

Posted - 2002-10-29 : 07:11:00

LOL... I like it....

I have to say that my poem sounds even better... man.. I will always be remembered as the guy who wanted a custom title

Best Regards.

Crespo.
Hewitt Bacon & Woodrow
Epsom
Surrey
United Kingdom

Nazim
A custom title

1408 Posts

Posted - 2002-10-29 : 08:12:35

And ... i think i will always be remembered as the guy who had A Custom Title

quote:

man.. I will always be remembered as the guy who wanted a custom title

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What lies behind you and what lies ahead of you are small matters compared to what lies within you.-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Edited by - Nazim on 10/29/2002 08:13:12

rrb
SQLTeam Poet Laureate

1479 Posts

Posted - 2002-10-29 : 16:58:54

quote:

rrb, do you have any more?

no

(please don't think I'm being obtuse...)

--
I hope that when I die someone will say of me "That guy sure owed me a lot of money"

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