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M.E.
Aged Yak Warrior

539 Posts

Posted - 2002-11-07 : 18:45:13

This was forwarded around our office today... Felt like a good thing to share with all that

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> ----- Original Message -----
> ____________________________________________________
> >
> > I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face.
> > This apparently was a real memo sent out by a computer
> > company to its employees in all seriousness.
> >
> > It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral
> > problem. The author of this memo was quite genuine. The
> > engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last
> > couple of sentences.
> >
> > MEMO
> >
> > Subject: Mouse Balls
> >
> > Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.
> >
> > If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically,
> > it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as
> > FRU(Field Replacement Units).Because of the delicate nature of this
> > procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by
> > properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type
> > of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic
> > balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
> >
> > Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the
> > mouse.
> >
> > Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic
> > balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are
> > not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result
> > in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse
> > may be used immediately.
> >
> > It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for
> > maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his
> > balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and
> > replacing these necessary items.
> > Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls
> > is an unhappy customer.

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Andraax
Aged Yak Warrior

790 Posts

Posted - 2002-11-08 : 02:17:04

Hehe