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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

4970 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-01 : 07:58:17
3 tests to 0


that is all

Damian

Andraax
Aged Yak Warrior

790 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-01 : 11:14:30
What does that mean? (for the stupid people like me)



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rrb
SQLTeam Poet Laureate

1479 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-01 : 17:36:13
quote:

What does that mean? (for the stupid people like me)



no no Andraax - not stupid, just swedish (although some might argue...)

Butcher gets out when he dashes
Hussein - well he's gone when he slashes
Apart from their keeper
The poms just keep digging deeper
Now Australia has regained the ashes (Yay)



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mr_mist
Grunnio

1870 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-02 : 04:06:28
Good. I despise cricket and am therefore proud that my national team has lost so brilliantly. All power to the Aussies.

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nr
SQLTeam MVY

12543 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-02 : 04:34:36
p**s off you aussie b*st*rd.

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Tim
Starting Member

392 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-02 : 17:40:35
Merkin I can add one line to your 3-0

IT'S JUST NOT CRICKET

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rrb
SQLTeam Poet Laureate

1479 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-02 : 17:56:03
quote:

p**s off you aussie b*st*rd.


I assume that was meant for me?

PS before Fribble posts to correct - I'm sure that should read
p%ss off you aussie b%st%rd

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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

4970 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-02 : 17:58:23
I thought it was me.

Not very gracious in defeat are they ?

Damian
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rrb
SQLTeam Poet Laureate

1479 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-02 : 17:59:50
quote:

Not very gracious in defeat are they ?


at this point I will remain silent

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robvolk
Most Valuable Yak

15732 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-02 : 18:02:13
They act that way towards all their former colonies.

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Tim
Starting Member

392 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-02 : 18:07:14
I say old boy, those of us in the antipodes are rather chuffed with the show our lads have put up. Stuck it right up the old poms what.

Stirling stuff, good work chums, keep flying the colonial flag.

Tally Ho ! Hip Pip !!



btw wouldn't it be "p%s off you aussie b_st_rd"


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rrb
SQLTeam Poet Laureate

1479 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-02 : 18:19:38
quote:

btw wouldn't it be "p%s off you aussie b_st_rd"



damn!

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Tim
Starting Member

392 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-02 : 18:22:20
sorry rrb, that was quite fribble-esque of me.

some questions:

. What does "Ashes" stand for? A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.
Q. What is the height of optimism? A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English? A. An all-rounder.
Q. What is the main function of the England coach? A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. Why is Darren Gough the unluckiest bowler on tour? A. Because he was born in England.
Q. What's the English version of a hat-trick? A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. Why don't English fielders need pre-tour travel injections? A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What's the English version of LBW? A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.
Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name? A. A bowler.
Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common? A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

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Arnold Fribble
Yak-finder General

1961 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-03 : 04:05:37
<cough/> I heard that!
            ^ hmm... you could be right.


Edited by - Arnold Fribble on 12/03/2002 04:05:58
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nr
SQLTeam MVY

12543 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-03 : 07:17:19
quote:

Not very gracious in defeat are they ?



One of these centuries you'll see what it feels like.

Not doing so well here are you
http://www.cheng.cam.ac.uk/~pjb10/winks/results.html



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rrb
SQLTeam Poet Laureate

1479 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-03 : 18:01:22
believe me - we aussies really do want english cricket to prosper - there's nothing worse than turning on the telly on a Saturday ready for two whole days of sitting feet up, on the couch, watching Ricky bat, only to find out that the game is over already

well ok - there are worse things - losing the Rugby could be worse

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Tim
Starting Member

392 Posts

Posted - 2002-12-03 : 19:52:47
an avid player are you nr? I tried it once but found it way to brutal.

Here is some more stuff doing the email rounds...

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1. England has been granted an 'automatic wickie', freeing up wicket keeper Alex Stewart to defend the boundary. Under the rule, Australian batsmen will be deemed out "caught behind" if the ball nicks their bat and lands in the immediate area behind the wicket. The rule is a compromise from the original English proposal which had pushed for automatic slips as well. The ICC refused that request on the grounds that "someone has to go and get the ball when an Australian misses it."

2. In addition, Australia is under strict "tip and run" restrictions which require they take a run off every ball they hit. Steve Waugh was happy to accept this, as it meant no change to his current game plan. As a compromise, it was agreed that the Australians will also have to shout out the word "crease" when completing a run to make run out decisions by umpires easier.

3. Following his outstanding performances, Australian wicketkeeper Adam Gilchrist has "six and out" restrictions imposed on him. As well, following complaints from English fielders, Gilchrist will have to get the ball if it goes across the road.

4. Instead of using a bat, Matt Hayden will now be obliged to use his arm with his jumper wrapped around it.

5. New rules for England include "one hand, one bounce" while they are fielding, and the provision of "last man carries" when they are batting.

6. The English tried to extend the "can't get out first ball" provision to "can't get out first ten overs", but the ICC proclaimed that the extra runs gained would hardly be worth the effort. Australian captain Steve Waugh as vigorously opposed the "last man carries" rule and has launched an appeal. Waugh says Australia will only agree to the rule if there are electric wickets at the end, allowing Aussie fielders to throw to the stumps at either end.

7. A spokesperson for the ICC also announced that following six successive ducks "from now on Craig White can't get out for a duck".

8. English pace bowler Andy Caddick will also be allowed to wrap the ball's seam with electrical tape when he's bowling in the second innings.

9. The spokesperson added there will be "no LB" for English batsmen unless "it is really, really obvious."

10. Shane Warne has conceded that it's "fair enough" that he has to bowl underarm (but not molly grubbers) to the English tail end.

11. If England decides that Steven Harmison is to be given an over, the umpire will deem the Australian batsmen as dismissed if Harmison lands the ball anywhere on the pitch. Captain Steve Waugh has no problems with this change, as the probability of such a dismissal occurring is infinitesimally small.




PS- the best comeback would have been a two word reply...

"KIM HUGHES"

Edited by - tim on 12/03/2002 22:18:47
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