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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

4970 Posts

Posted - 2003-03-26 : 22:31:35
I made it.

That is all.


Damian

samsekar
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

437 Posts

Posted - 2003-03-26 : 23:26:20
Congrats Merkin.



Sekar
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mohdowais
Sheikh of Yak Knowledge

1456 Posts

Posted - 2003-03-27 : 01:13:17

HEY CONGRATS, MATE!!!


you really whack the problems out of SQL , way to go, aussie-dude!

(Somebody please add 2500 clanging beer mugs here!)

OS

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Page47
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

2878 Posts

Posted - 2003-03-27 : 08:24:31
Don't quit your day job.

"I am Gunnery Sergeant Merkin, your Senior Drill Instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir!" Do you maggots understand that?

Sir, yes sir!

Bullshit! I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!"



Jay White
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graz
Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer

4149 Posts

Posted - 2003-03-27 : 10:37:26
Thank you Damian, for all your help with the site. I never say it enough. Thank you.

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One crisis at a time.
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jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join

7423 Posts

Posted - 2003-03-27 : 10:52:49
WAY TO GO MERKIN !!!

- Jeff
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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

38200 Posts

Posted - 2003-03-27 : 12:28:39
2500! Now that's a lot of posts. Congrats.

Tara
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2003-03-27 : 12:48:29
WOW!!!!!!!!

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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2003-03-27 : 14:34:11
This is including Weekend and Holidays of course, buit it seems to be a pretty impressive number:

DECLARE @MemberSince datetime, @NumberOfPosts Int
SELECT @MemberSince = '08/02/2000', @NumberOfPosts = 2500
Select @NumberOfPosts/(DateDiff(dd,@MemberSince,GetDate())/1.00) As AvgPostsPerDay



Brett

8-)
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2003-03-27 : 14:38:20
BUT!!! If we do it for Rob:


--Merkin
DECLARE @MemberSince datetime, @NumberOfPosts Int
SELECT @MemberSince = '08/02/2000', @NumberOfPosts = 2500
Select @NumberOfPosts/(DateDiff(dd,@MemberSince,GetDate())/1.00) As AvgPostsPerDay

-- RobVolk
SELECT @MemberSince = '11/15/2000', @NumberOfPosts = 6608
Select @NumberOfPosts/(DateDiff(dd,@MemberSince,GetDate())/1.00) As AvgPostsPerDay


Some one is need of SERIOUS help...(when where you on a date last?)

Brett

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Doug G
Constraint Violating Yak Guru

331 Posts

Posted - 2003-03-27 : 14:49:39
Thanks for all your help here Merkin. When are some Bondi Beach livecams coming back?


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Andraax
Aged Yak Warrior

790 Posts

Posted - 2003-03-27 : 14:56:54
Congrats Merkin!

Brett: On the other hand


--Brett
DECLARE @MemberSince datetime, @NumberOfPosts Int
SELECT @MemberSince = '01/02/2003', @NumberOfPosts = 320
Select @NumberOfPosts/(DateDiff(dd,@MemberSince,GetDate())/1.00) As AvgPostsPerDay


Is quite a lot too

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lee_h
Starting Member

36 Posts

Posted - 2003-03-31 : 01:02:26
Bet you thought I was going to post a reply just to get my count up! Well, I showed you, didn't I!!!



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harshal_in
Aged Yak Warrior

633 Posts

Posted - 2003-03-31 : 02:24:46
congrats merkin and thanks for all the help.


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nr
SQLTeam MVY

12543 Posts

Posted - 2003-03-31 : 03:04:58
Graz Merkin.
Back to the beer now I guess.

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DTS can be used in a similar way.
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