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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2003-07-28 : 11:06:49
Don't know how many people subscribe to Computerworld ( or what they think about it), but Their Shark tank article (which document experieces in IT) are sometimes funny.


But I think they missed the boat today..

quote:

Shark Tank: Vendors -- can't live with 'em ...


Consultant pilot fish spends weeks working with a vendor team to get a
complex backup process for the customer's new HR/payroll system up and
running. Backup finally works, and fish asks the manager in charge of
the vendor team when they can start on the restore test. "Restore of
the backup image is not part of our offering," manager shrugs. "We only
back it up."




Sad but true..

However...

quote:


Redefined

A Boolean variable's value is either true or false -- that's what
Boolean means, notes a database pilot fish struggling with one
vendor's, um, unusual version of SQL. "In their version," she says, "a
Boolean variable can have one of THREE values: true, false and
unknown."





Again what's with all the dis-ing of Nulls?

I know, I know...unknown is NOT NULL...NULL being the absence of a thing...but...it's sooooooooooo close...that I don't think they get it...





Brett

8-)

JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2003-07-28 : 15:27:55
I wish I had a nickle for every IsNull command I had to add.

Jim
Users <> Logic
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RobVG
Starting Member

42 Posts

Posted - 2003-07-28 : 15:50:26
Party like its 1999......
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