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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 12:35:55

Is this bizaare or what...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3077991790&category=1503

Brett

8-)

tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

38200 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 12:37:41

That would be a cool number to have. But I don't think I'd like everyone else dialing it just to see if Jenny is going to answer.

Tara

MichaelP
Jedi Yak

2489 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 12:46:02

I had a friend that worked at a local ISP, and one of their dial-in numbers was 251-867-5309. They re-routed that number to a telephone. People from all over the country were calling that number, and asked to speak to Jenny!

I wish I had that kind of time on my hands.

Michael

<Yoda>Use the Search page you must. Find the answer you will.</Yoda>

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 13:07:58

quote:
Originally posted by tduggan

That would be a cool number to have. But I don't think I'd like everyone else dialing it just to see if Jenny is going to answer.

Tara

Well for around 80 grand you can try to get it....

Brett

8-)

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 13:18:37

Minimalizim was big in the early 80's

quote:

867-5309 (Jenny)

Jenny Jenny who can I turn to
you give me something I can hold on to
now you think I'm like the others before
who saw you name and number on the wall

Jenny I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
867-5309, 867-5309, 867-5309, 867-5309

Jenny Jenny your the girl for me
you don't know me, but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before but I lost the nerve
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed

Jenny I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
867-5309, 867-5309, 867-5309, 867-5309

I got it, I got it, I got your number on the wall
I got it, I got it, for a good time, for a good time call

Jenny dont change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I got your number
867-5309, 867-5309, 867-5309, 867-5309

Jenny who can I turn to
for advice and all the time I can always turn to you

Brett

8-)

The Enigma
Posting Yak Master

179 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 13:19:53

Well .. that's not just another number

tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

38200 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 13:41:12

Is it even a real auction? I realize it is right now, but I wonder if E-bay will shut it down just like they do when you try to sell a kidney or something.

Tara

nr
SQLTeam MVY

12543 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 13:49:22

How do you get rid of kidney's then?

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Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.
DTS can be used in a similar way.
Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy.

tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

38200 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 13:54:47

Going to Mexico and having one stolen from you is popular.

Tara

ehorn
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

1632 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 13:57:54

$86,753.09 is my final offer...

Sitka
Aged Yak Warrior

571 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 14:26:24

Hold on a minute, how did Brett stumble across this?
Did Tommy TuTone get nostalgic after foregoing music to
become a tenacious Yak?
This couldn't have been random, could it X002548? Or should I
say Mr.'Tone.

It is a rich creamy color with a high fat content of 5-7 percent. Being so high in fat, it is usually processed into butter, cheese, or yogurt. An average cow will produce 110 kg. Milk in a lactation period of an average of 149 days

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 14:48:40

ummmm...it was on the news last night?

Not to mention it's part some phone compamies ad campaign here in the states...

and the closest I got to rock was lead chair for trumpet in jazz band in high school...

Jay: Very Clever......

Brett

8-)

ditch
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

1466 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 14:51:18

867 5309 Probably has some deeper meaning.

Take the letters associated with these numbers on a Cellphones Keypad.
This number could probably make up a word or phrase.

Well I have written code to return all the different possibilities (Brett or NR can probably do this in one line of code).

OK so there were 12800 different possibilities and row number
5793 had the phrase TOP 5 FOX (I'm sure this must mean something)

If someone has time on their hands, they can maybe go through the other 12799 or write some code to spellcheck the results and filter out only valid words or phrases.

Guys I think I'm onto something. A conspirecy Theory maybe

--*******************************************************************

CREATE TABLE #Poetry(NumOrder INT, Number INT, Letter VARCHAR(1))

INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(1, 8, 'T')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(1, 8, 'U')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(1, 8, 'V')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(1, 8, '8')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(2, 6, 'M')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(2, 6, 'N')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(2, 6, 'O')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(2, 6, '6')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(3, 7, 'P')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(3, 7, 'Q')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(3, 7, 'R')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(3, 7, 'S')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(3, 7, '7')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(4, 5, 'J')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(4, 5, 'K')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(4, 5, 'L')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(4, 5, '5')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(5, 3, 'D')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(5, 3, 'E')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(5, 3, 'F')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(5, 3, '3')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(6, 0, 'O')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(6, 0, '0')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(7, 9, 'W')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(7, 9, 'X')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(7, 9, 'Y')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(7, 9, 'Z')
INSERT INTO #Poetry VALUES(7, 9, '9')

SELECT a.Letter as No1, b.Letter as No2, c.Letter as No3, d.Letter as No4,
e.Letter as No5, f.Letter as No6, g.Letter as No7
FROM (SELECT * FROM #Poetry WHERE NumOrder = 1) a,
(SELECT * FROM #Poetry WHERE NumOrder = 2) b,
(SELECT * FROM #Poetry WHERE NumOrder = 3) c,
(SELECT * FROM #Poetry WHERE NumOrder = 4) d,
(SELECT * FROM #Poetry WHERE NumOrder = 5) e,
(SELECT * FROM #Poetry WHERE NumOrder = 6) f,
(SELECT * FROM #Poetry WHERE NumOrder = 7) g
ORDER BY 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

--*******************************************************************

Sitka
Aged Yak Warrior

571 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 15:30:43

quote:
867 5309 Probably has some deeper meaning.

It better because it definitely will be some time before this song leaves my head.

Thanks for the ~~memories~~ flashbacks.

It is a rich creamy color with a high fat content of 5-7 percent. Being so high in fat, it is usually processed into butter, cheese, or yogurt. An average cow will produce 110 kg. Milk in a lactation period of an average of 149 days

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 15:42:00

Some better tunes to get stuck in your head

http://www.margaritaville.com/discography/meetme1.htm

quote:

You know I could have worked the rigs when the money was big Or hopped a freighter south to Trinidad
And when they tried to draft me I earned a college degree
Buyin' time till things were not so bad
But when I got a guitar found a job in a bar, playin' acid rock til I was numb
Tell me where are the flashbacks they all warned us would come.

Chorus:
We are the people they couldn't figure out
We are the people our parents warned us about

Brett

8-)

Sitka
Aged Yak Warrior

571 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 15:49:08

The Great Lakes own

http://www.patdailey.com/

It is a rich creamy color with a high fat content of 5-7 percent. Being so high in fat, it is usually processed into butter, cheese, or yogurt. An average cow will produce 110 kg. Milk in a lactation period of an average of 149 days

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 16:20:05

huh....no kidding...wonder if Pat knows Jim?

I didn't know you're a cheeshead......

Brett

8-)

SamC
White Water Yakist

3467 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-17 : 16:27:26

Now I can't get thie tune outta my head.

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-18 : 09:22:04

Ebay pulled the auction....

The news said something about the numbers belonging to the phone company, and it is just on loan to the user...

Man what won't people sell...

Brett

8-)

Sitka
Aged Yak Warrior

571 Posts

Posted - 2004-02-20 : 16:45:51

quote:
wonder if Pat knows Jim

.

They seem to be cut from the same bolt of sail cloth. Whenever I hear Jimmy Buffet I think of this Pat guy too.
I used to race sailboats on the Great Lakes. Usually pretty big crews of 10 or more, and the gang would often go to a bar somewhere to see Pat Daily; whether timed with a regatta, or boat move, or just something local set up. Good parties as I remember but I started doing this when I was underage so any large amount of liquour made the musical act memorable. I don't think I've ever been to a J. Buffet concert. An old boss of mine used to like to listen to him as did a fair amount of the folks I would sail with.

It is a rich creamy color with a high fat content of 5-7 percent. Being so high in fat, it is usually processed into butter, cheese, or yogurt. An average cow will produce 110 kg. Milk in a lactation period of an average of 149 days

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