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nr
SQLTeam MVY
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 Posted - 2004-03-07 : 14:24:19
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| http://www.elfrigo.org/flash/beer.htm ==========================================Cursors are useful if you don't know sql.DTS can be used in a similar way.Beer is not cold and it isn't fizzy. |
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SamC
White Water Yakist
3467 Posts |
Posted - 2004-03-07 : 14:53:43
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| Well ! That was great !Anyone got one for coke, pepsi or coffee ? |
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Amethystium
Aged Yak Warrior
701 Posts |
Posted - 2004-03-08 : 08:10:23
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Hard to understand why professionals with working brain cells would consider puking as fun?P.SWater tastes 1000 times better... and it's free, and you don't end up with a beer belly!  ________________Make love not war! |
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ditch
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
1466 Posts |
Posted - 2004-03-08 : 08:22:36
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Originally posted by Amethystium
Hard to understand why professionals with working brain cells would consider puking as fun?
You obviously haven't heard of the Buffalo theory. (from that old sitcom - Cheers).http://www.joke-archives.com/drinking/buffalotheory.htmlDuane. |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
Posted - 2004-03-08 : 08:52:06
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Originally posted by Amethystium
Water tastes 1000 times better...
Let's see..... a pint o' Guiness....or water...Well maybe if I had a 1000 pints of Guiness the night before....Ever drink the water in Florida?Brett8-) |
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ditch
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
1466 Posts |
Posted - 2004-03-08 : 10:21:35
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| And the part about the beer belly.......I've been told that Guiness makes you LEAN .......... Against a Lamp Post.Duane. |
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DavidRhodes
Starting Member
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Posted - 2004-03-08 : 16:00:11
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Originally posted by Amethystium
Hard to understand why professionals with working brain cells would consider puking as fun?
lol, burrppp  |
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