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Baby Piper is born!

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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

38200 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-02 : 20:12:19

David's (aka byrmol) wife gave birth to a baby girl, Piper Louise, on Saturday. Piper was so anxious to come into this world that she was delivered by David on the kitchen floor - 15 minutes from contractions to birth

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Let's all send our best wishes to the Moloney family.

Congrats David!

Got any pictures for us?

Tara

byrmol
Shed Building SQL Farmer

1591 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-02 : 20:22:34

Thank you Tara!

I have a few pictures, but she is still in the "alien" stage. When she grows into her skin, I'll send some pix out.

This is our 3rd child so I suppose I am a bit of an old hand.. but I was NOT ready to do the delivery myself!

Blood, amniotic fluid, tears and screams...what a rush! Thoroughly recommended for all those who are a bit bored with life.

Both are doing extremely well and are back home.

DavidM

"Always pre-heat the oven"

Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!

4970 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-02 : 20:26:15

Congrats Dave!!!

The custom title possibilities are endless

Damian

AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master

3246 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-02 : 20:42:50

Congrats David!

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graz
Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer

4149 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-02 : 21:46:23

Wow! Thats so cool. I think I would have passed out in the same situation.

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derrickleggett
Pointy Haired Yak DBA

4184 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-02 : 21:51:35

Congratulations Dave. I'm with Graz on this one. After reading your rather descriptive post, I'm feeling ill. (grin)

Now, get that kid posting. :)

MeanOldDBA
derrickleggett@hotmail.com

When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.

byrmol
Shed Building SQL Farmer

1591 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-02 : 21:52:19

Thanks Damian, Mark and Graz...

Somehow I managed to hold it together..
Some primal instinct just took over.. "Must...not...drop..baby..."
It's just a blur now... I think this is the start of a repressed memory -:)

DavidM

"Always pre-heat the oven"

joldham
Wiseass Yak Posting Master

300 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-02 : 22:05:00

Congratulations David! I guess you now have a story that not many have. I too would have fainted.

Jeremy W. Oldham

jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join

7423 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-02 : 22:06:05

WOW!! congratulations !!!!! how about a nice story in the blogs!

way to go, and good job under pressure!

- Jeff

JustinBigelow
SQL Gigolo

1157 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-02 : 22:07:27

Wow! Fifteen minutes. I can't even get my girlfriend to put on her dang makeup in fifteen minutes much less give birth.

Salute

Justin

"Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't believe I dug you."

byrmol
Shed Building SQL Farmer

1591 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-02 : 22:15:33

Thank you Derrick, Jeremy and Jeff,

Hmmm...a blog.. How can I squeeze some SQL in there..

SELECT HoldItTogether FROM LimbicSystem WHERE Reaction = 'Deliver Baby'

*Please excuse the blatant grab for post in the quest for a thousansd...

EDIT: And Justin.

DavidM

"Always pre-heat the oven"

jsmith8858
Dr. Cross Join

7423 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-02 : 22:51:47

quote:

Wow! Fifteen minutes. I can't even get my girlfriend to put on her dang makeup in fifteen minutes much less give birth.

LOL !

- Jeff

mohdowais
Sheikh of Yak Knowledge

1456 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-03 : 00:54:39

Heartiest congratulations to David and his wife! That is certainly one baby in a hurry!

Now that's one hat-trick you ought to be proud of!

OS

JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-03 : 07:47:34

Best wishes to David_Wife_Baby + %Family%

Another potential SQL coder joins the ranks.

Hey Bill how about a honorary sign on for baby Piper?

Jim
Users <> Logic

drymchaser
Aged Yak Warrior

552 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-03 : 08:55:01

Pass out the Cigars...

CONGRATULATIONS

O

ehorn
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

1632 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-03 : 09:31:17

Great news David !! Congratulations to you and your family on the new addition!!
15 minutes WOW!, What woman would not like that. That has got to be some kind of record..

"Delivery Rooms... We don't need no stinkin' Delivery Rooms." :)

Congrats again.

simondeutsch
Aged Yak Warrior

547 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-03 : 21:06:20

WOW! Congrat's David!

Tell your wife to call me... How'd she do that? 15 minutes!... Whoa!

My first labor was 36 hours, my second one 24 hours

But maybe still beats giving birth on the kitchen floor

I heard of a similar story, 'xcept the woman called an ambulance, and when they arrived, they had to treat the husband first because he was in a dead faint.

Sarah Berger MCSD

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-04 : 09:40:42

Third child!

Congrats!

Now you have to learn to play zone defense

How long after till the medics arrived?

Brett

8-)

Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-04 : 15:16:30

So even if I get to nearly 1,000 posts on SQLTeam my wife could still get pregnant? Damn!

Kristen

harshal_in
Aged Yak Warrior

633 Posts