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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-08 : 15:50:58

http://www.udra.org/

Brett

8-)

SamC
White Water Yakist

3467 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-08 : 16:11:47

I see Joe Graziano - close...

No Bill.

tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

38200 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-08 : 16:15:38

Well, Bill's the driver, Joe's the owner. But that Bill is from IL, not MO.

Tara

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-08 : 16:17:50

Bill Graziano is #1 qualifier at
RT 66 Top Sportsman opening.
Team Graziano used the event to test out the 2004 set-up. Bill went 6.80 at 205mph on first pass, he managed to outrun his 6.75 dial in the 2nd round.

[pink panther]

Inspector Clouseau: Are you blind?

Poor Beggar: Yes
[/pink panther]

Brett

8-)

SamC
White Water Yakist

3467 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-08 : 16:20:43

I resemble that remark !

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-08 : 16:26:06

[pink panther]

Inspector Clouseau to man in a park: Does your dog bite mossieur?

Man in Park: No

Bends down to pet the harmless little pouch and the dog bites his hand

Inspector Clouseau: I thought you said your dog does not bite?

Man in Park: That is not my dog
[/pink panther]

Brett

8-)

EDIT: I stand corrected...it was an Inn keeper

http://inspectorclouseau.com/

eyechart
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker

3575 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-08 : 17:03:33

quote:
Originally posted by X002548

[pink panther]

Inspector Clouseau to man in a park: Does your dog bite mossieur?

Man in Park: No

Bends down to pet the harmless little pouch and the dog bites his hand

Inspector Clouseau: I thought you said your dog does not bite?

Man in Park: That is not my dog
[/pink panther]

Brett

8-)

EDIT: I stand corrected...it was an Inn keeper

http://inspectorclouseau.com/

from IMDB:

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Hotel Clerk: No.
Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie.
[Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand]
Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!
Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.

This is from The Pink Panther Strikes Again

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-09 : 14:20:09

How does one become a DBA?

quote:

Clouseau: How could a blind man be a lookout?
Dreyfus: How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!
Clouseau: Well, it's very simple...all you do is enlist and.....
Dreyfus: Shut up!

Brett

8-)

JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-09 : 16:59:36

quote:
Originally posted by X002548

How does one become a DBA?

quote:

Clouseau: How could a blind man be a lookout?
Dreyfus: How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!
Clouseau: Well, it's very simple...all you do is enlist and.....
Dreyfus: Shut up!

Brett

8-)

Actually we did use blind people to test our night infiltration techniques.

You had to pay attention to even your breathing.

We had one gal we could never get within 15 feet of she would always know we were there.

Jim
Users <> Logic

graz
Chief SQLTeam Crack Dealer

4149 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-09 : 17:38:08

Nope I'm not a drag racer. Although there were rumors that I once exceeded the speed limit on the interstate -- a slanderous allegation that I categorically deny.

Suprising at it seems there are two Bill Graziano's on the Internet.

Actually there's a few more. There's a psychologist from the University of Texas. My father (another Bill) even shows up in a picture or two. And oddly enough there's a mobster named Graziano though his first name is Anthony (and he's no relation).

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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master

3246 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-10 : 19:02:27

quote:
Originally posted by graz

Nope I'm not a drag racer.

Oh, I don't know, Bill. I've seen some pictures of you that might qualify as drag.

quote:

And oddly enough there's a mobster named Graziano though his first name is Anthony (and he's no relation).

Sure, sure...

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derrickleggett
Pointy Haired Yak DBA

4184 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-10 : 23:50:04

Oh, I don't know, Bill. I've seen some pictures of you that might qualify as drag.

You've very obviously never seen Bill. :)

MeanOldDBA
derrickleggett@hotmail.com

When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.

AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master

3246 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-11 : 02:40:16

Actually, Derrick, I have seen Bill, when he came out here for the PASS conference the last two years, which, by the way, I didn't see you at

(Oooh! Cheap shot!)

But more specifically, I was referring to an old photo he had posted in his profile at one time, and was also in this thread: http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=12985 But the pictures seem to have disappeared.

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derrickleggett
Pointy Haired Yak DBA

4184 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-11 : 11:15:05

Yeah, I haven't been there. I'll be there this year. :)

MeanOldDBA
derrickleggett@hotmail.com

When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.

X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-21 : 14:16:50

Man...a blast from the past...

Brett

8-)

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