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jhermiz

3564 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-21 : 13:26:11
my job

Jon
www.web-impulse.com

Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-21 : 13:44:49
Is this a Friday thread posted Late ... or Early? ;-)

Anyway, your web site says you are the founder, how can someone take over that role?!

Kristen
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jhermiz

3564 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-21 : 13:47:38
Kristen,

The site is my second job, you want my first job?



Jon
www.web-impulse.com
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Kristen
Test

22859 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-21 : 13:53:45
Would I have to be able to do Double Speak?!

What gives then? Or maybe its a serious question, in which case I'm geographically challenged!

Kristen
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jhermiz

3564 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-21 : 15:19:48
quote:
Originally posted by Kristen

Would I have to be able to do Double Speak?!

What gives then? Or maybe its a serious question, in which case I'm geographically challenged!

Kristen



Nah that's too simple..you just have to do summer saults (bad spelling), flips, and head stands, with your eyes closed and your legs tied up.

Otherwise it's pretty straightforward

Jon
www.web-impulse.com
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drymchaser
Aged Yak Warrior

552 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-21 : 15:26:39
quote:
Nah that's too simple..you just have to do summer saults


Did you mean "smelling salts"?
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-21 : 15:29:17
Hey Preston...Can you imagine Jon reporting to Mohammed?



Brett

8-)
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jhermiz

3564 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-21 : 15:30:14
Mohammed?

Yikes...

Jon
www.web-impulse.com
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-21 : 15:39:34
quote:


Nah that's too simple..you just have to do summer saults (bad spelling), flips, and head stands, with your eyes closed and your legs tied up.




Already do that while juggling hand grenades.

LOL



Jim
Users <> Logic
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jhermiz

3564 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-21 : 15:46:02
quote:
Originally posted by JimL

quote:


Nah that's too simple..you just have to do summer saults (bad spelling), flips, and head stands, with your eyes closed and your legs tied up.




Already do that while juggling hand grenades.

LOL



Jim
Users <> Logic







Jon
www.web-impulse.com
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drymchaser
Aged Yak Warrior

552 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-21 : 17:29:34
quote:
Originally posted by X002548

Hey Preston...Can you imagine Jon reporting to Mohammed?



Brett

8-)



yikes!

Jon would wipe the floor with him.
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-22 : 09:30:30
Ya know...he's still here....how he survived I'll never know....

Rao is gone...thank the lord...

They asked him to actually do some work...

Jon, this job is all about nonsense...

"Um, today, we need you to wash the windows...."



Brett

8-)
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jhermiz

3564 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-22 : 09:31:43
you're kidding :)

Jon
www.web-impulse.com
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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master

3246 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-22 : 17:17:55
quote:
Originally posted by X002548

"Um, today, we need you to wash the windows...."

Oh! You've got one of those job descriptions that says, "and other duties as assigned."

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Words of Wisdom from AjarnMark, owner of Infoneering
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger

1537 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-22 : 17:52:38
In short anything they damn well say.

Jim
Users <> Logic
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tkizer
Almighty SQL Goddess

38200 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-22 : 17:56:27
It's funny what non-IT people think a database administrator does. They see the administrator part...

Tara
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derrickleggett
Pointy Haired Yak DBA

4184 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-22 : 20:35:53
It's funny what IT people think a database administrator does. They see the or part...

MeanOldDBA
derrickleggett@hotmail.com

When life gives you a lemon, fire the DBA.
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jhermiz

3564 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-23 : 08:27:48
db administrator who

Jon
www.web-impulse.com
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X002548
Not Just a Number

15586 Posts

Posted - 2004-06-23 : 09:45:31
quote:
Originally posted by JimL

In short anything they damn well say.

Jim
Users <> Logic



Just like a good Ranger should!



Brett

8-)
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