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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2005-05-29 : 23:25:08
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,the courage to change the things I cannot accept,and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to Kill today,because they got on my nerves,also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.Help me to always work at 100%12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on Fridayand help me to remember...when i'm having a bad day and it seemsthat people are trying to wind me up, thatit takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile,and only 4 muscles to extend my arm and smack them in the mouth. --------------------keeping it simple... |
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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
22864 Posts |
Posted - 2005-05-30 : 02:40:46
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Jen, you didnot specify at your profile that you are also a good poet MadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2005-05-30 : 03:54:41
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you're too kind Madhivanan just having a bad day i guess... --------------------keeping it simple... |
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
7020 Posts |
Posted - 2005-05-31 : 00:08:44
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I work with a guy who has a pistol target on his wall with 5 large caliber bullet holes in the center. Underneath, it says, "Don't run, you'll only die tired."Do you think I should be worried about this guy?quote: Originally posted by jen...and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to Kill today,because they got on my nerves,
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AjarnMark
SQL Slashing Gunting Master
3246 Posts |
Posted - 2005-05-31 : 14:08:46
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quote: Originally posted by Michael Valentine Jones Do you think I should be worried about this guy?
No, worrying is a waste of time. Just make sure he's on your side. ---------------------------EmeraldCityDomains.com |
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger
1537 Posts |
Posted - 2005-05-31 : 14:50:58
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Rank is somtimes determined by who has the higher powered scope!I did scare the crap out of a few co-workers one day when I walked in with a (empty) rifle case.JimUsers <> Logic |
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Seventhnight
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2878 Posts |
Posted - 2005-05-31 : 14:55:21
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yeah... see thats not even cool.. I'd be jumping out of a window if I saw that Corey Secret Service Agent: Mr. President, you're urinating on me.President Lyndon Johnson: I know I am. It's my prerogative. |
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger
1537 Posts |
Posted - 2005-05-31 : 15:04:32
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quote: yeah... see thats not even cool.. I'd be jumping out of a window if I saw that
I was selling it to a co-worker. Did not dawn on me at the time that someone would think I went postal. Then again the one that got realy bent had caused me a great deal of trouble the week before. hummmmmm Maybe a Freudian slip?JimUsers <> Logic |
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
7020 Posts |
Posted - 2005-05-31 : 15:22:28
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I guess it depends on the context, but I would be inclined to not bring that into the office. You never know who might get nervous and pull out pepper spray, a gun, etc.quote: Originally posted by JimLI was selling it to a co-worker. Did not dawn on me at the time that someone would think I went postal. Then again the one that got realy bent had caused me a great deal of trouble the week before. hummmmmm Maybe a Freudian slip?JimUsers <> Logic
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger
1537 Posts |
Posted - 2005-05-31 : 15:34:34
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quote: I guess it depends on the context, but I would be inclined to not bring that into the office. You never know who might get nervous and pull out pepper spray, a gun, etc.
Funny you should mention that.The owner and I are the only two individuals authorized to bring firearms on the premises.Yes I still have a concealed weapon permit.JimUsers <> Logic |
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Michael Valentine Jones
Yak DBA Kernel (pronounced Colonel)
7020 Posts |
Posted - 2005-05-31 : 23:56:19
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OK, I guess I have to ask. Is your place of work so dangerous that you have to carry a firearm for protection?quote: Originally posted by JimL...The owner and I are the only two individuals authorized to bring firearms on the premises...
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2005-05-31 : 23:59:24
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Only when other people bring guns to work DamianIta erat quando hic adveni. |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2005-06-01 : 00:25:22
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quote: Originally posted by Merkin Only when other people bring guns to work DamianIta erat quando hic adveni.
so does that mean, Jim and his boss are not in good terms? --------------------keeping it simple... |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2005-06-01 : 00:48:51
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If his boss is smart they would be on excellent terms DamianIta erat quando hic adveni. |
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger
1537 Posts |
Posted - 2005-06-01 : 07:57:16
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I rarely carry here, Only when there is a pending or active strike. Example we did have an employee try to start part of plant on fire a couple of weeks ago. quote: If his boss is smart they would be on excellent terms
Yea He feels that way too! JimUsers <> Logic |
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AndrewMurphy
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
2916 Posts |
Posted - 2005-06-01 : 09:12:49
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excellent way to deal with pesky Union members...."I rarely carry here, Only when there is a pending or active strike." |
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X002548
Not Just a Number
15586 Posts |
Posted - 2005-06-01 : 09:33:43
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quote: Originally posted by JimL I rarely carry here
So I guess the title is quite appropriate....How often do you get to the range anymore? And do you refill your own ordinance?Brett8-)Hint: Want your questions answered fast? Follow the direction in this linkhttp://weblogs.sqlteam.com/brettk/archive/2005/05/25/5276.aspx |
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger
1537 Posts |
Posted - 2005-06-01 : 09:41:50
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I live out of town in a section that is still partly farmlandso I have my own 25 meter range in my backyard.Yes I reload my own, costs about 1/4 the price.JimUsers <> Logic |
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