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madhivanan
Premature Yak Congratulator
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 Posted - 2005-06-04 : 06:12:45
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| There are several men sitting around in the lockerroom of a golf club After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19thhole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: (H - Husband, W - Wife) H - "Hello?" W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" H - "Yes." W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where youare. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! CanI buy it?" H -"What's the price?" W - "Only $1,000." H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like itthat much... " W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedesdealership and saw the 2003 models. I saw one I really liked. Its a SLK model. I spoke withthe salesman, and he gave me a really good price . and since we need to exchangethe BMW that we bought last year.. H - "What price did he quote you?" W - "Only $65,000..." H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all theoptions." W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else... H -"What?" W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconcilingyour bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning andsaw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The onewith a pool English garden, acre of park area, beach front property." H - "How much are they asking?" W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I seethat we have that much in the bank to cover..." H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid upto $420,000. OK?" W - "OK,sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I loveyou!!!" H - "Bye...I love you too..." The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The othermen are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raiseshis hand while holding the phone and asks "Does anyone know who this Cellphonebelongs to???" Moral : keep your mobile safeMadhivananFailing to plan is Planning to fail |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2005-06-05 : 23:22:12
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| ROTFLOL!!!!this has got to be the best joke i've ever heard...--------------------keeping it simple... |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2005-06-05 : 23:32:00
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You need to hear some better jokes then  DamianIta erat quando hic adveni. |
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jen
Master Smack Fu Yak Hacker
4110 Posts |
Posted - 2005-06-05 : 23:52:20
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quote:
Originally posted by Merkin
You need to hear some better jokes then DamianIta erat quando hic adveni.
can you post more jokes?  --------------------keeping it simple... |
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hog
Constraint Violating Yak Guru
284 Posts |
Posted - 2005-06-06 : 03:36:17
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| What is the code of conduct here? Are rude jokes allowed? Don't wont to post if peeps are gonna take offence.... |
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Merkin
Funky Drop Bear Fearing SQL Dude!
4970 Posts |
Posted - 2005-06-06 : 03:54:05
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There isn't really a code as such, it's not usually done though.There are soooo many ways to get jokes, email being the primary one, it's fairly tedious to see the same ones reposted here a year later.Unless it's about beer, or yaks, I wouldn't bother  DamianIta erat quando hic adveni. |
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JimL
SQL Slinging Yak Ranger
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Posted - 2005-06-06 : 08:19:09
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| Damian you just cut out 90% of my material! LOLJimUsers <> Logic |
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